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A Veritable Nuisance
A Veritable Nuisance
Big, Burly, Bulky,
Black and Bulldozing type
E-Chats daily with
his prodigal son using ‘Skype’.
The knot of his
colorful tie is always in place
He feels that he has a perfect dress sense.
He
claims to be an engineer from a reputed institution
But
friends find it amusing as he avoids any technical discussion.
Has number of houses
in the city at varied directions
Uses the services of
office car for visiting all the locations.
Wife is equally
round, or may be heavier and even chubby
She speaks in a nose-driven
convent-ish accent sounding very funny.
Both are from
stinking rich background making them very proud
People are invited
often to visit their house and remove their doubt.
He always prefers to
refer to his car by its elite brand name
He is the hero of his
housing society thus earning huge fame.
He walks
“tipsy-topsy” with dangling black & brown shiny briefcases
People at his back, call him names referring to the product he resembles.
When he opens his
mouth to speak, a sentence is never completed
But he feels that
idiots are his bosses and HE is intelligence personified.
Excessively moody and
his domestic or, office affairs control his mood
It directly reflects
on his behaviour towards all, whether its bad or good.
He has an air about
himself and has practically no sense of humour
He is arrogant for no
reason and has no feelings for others whatsoever.
Extremely jealous of
people who have superceded him in the organization
Calls them “Scoundrels”
to derive an utterly sadistic self-satisfaction.
What he does not
realize is that all his stupid activities are being closely watched
And he deserves to be
paid back in the same coin, for which he is not prepared.
‘What goes up …….comes
down’ if this saying holds true for all
His days are
definitely numbered and he won’t be able to avoid his fall.
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[
N.B à The
characters depicted here are cent percent imaginary and the writer is
not responsible for any similarities
observed by someone in real life. ]
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