Some people were having cozy, warm and smooth life
Taking both success and failures equally in their stride.
One fine day, GOD smiled and decided to change the course of their fate
He dumped His eternal enemy the ‘Satan’ on them to vandalize their state.
With a roundish face, ever roaming eyes and a sheepish grin
Takes all of them for granted and doesn’t even spare his next of kin.
Knows nothing about work but truly a great poser
Loves to ‘Boss’ around and is a perpetual ‘farter’.
A shameless joker who has no sense of dignity
Also farts aloud in public, as if its an act of chivalry.
Showers abuse on people and treats subordinates like dirt
Talks about his soaring goals to show that he is extra smart.
A good worker is ridiculed and rebuked to such an extent
That within a few days, he no longer remains confident.
Frequently thunders ‘By Which Name (!)’ across his small office
Without extending facilities he wants people to sacrifice.
Bengalies can never sacrifice their sense of pride and honour
But he wants to dominate and make everybody suffer.
Loves to hear morning greetings from all and sundry
Never bothers to wish his seniors unless he is ‘Somebody’.
Has scant respect for seniors also, who he calls by ‘Defective’ names
‘Gobi’ and ‘Anen’ are two among many names, which he often takes.
Can talk for hours non-stop and without any provocation & reason
Background papers are spoon-fed to him which requires no mention.
Knowing nothing, he survives because of the members of his excellent team
They manage every damn work and present a readymade ‘platter’ to him.
At every stage of work, his real contribution is a big zero
But by virtue of his team members he is proclaimed the real hero.
Bulldozes his own people but keep smiling publicly
Outsiders are therefore, never aware about his real activity.
By talking tall and planting saplings in the terrace garden
He could endear himself to club members and their young children.
Downloads all audio/video and puts everything in his office computer
His desktop is full of virus and one can see the icons simply disappear.
Extremely jealous of people who are doing well in the organization
He shall always call them names and try to spoil their reputation.
Absolutely discourteous and doesn’t bother for anybody’s feeling
Even if somebody is invited, he finishes his meal without waiting.
Has very dirty habits, whose mere description make one feel nauseating
Keeps his office cabin in total disarray and the look itself is very disgusting.
Publicizes that he rather prefers to sleep on the floor than using a bed
Does not also require plates to take food and eats directly from the table instead.
People often hear about his past nexus with hardened Crimino-Politicians
And wonder how such a person can talk about organizational reforms.
During his career spanning over 30 years to be precise
He has served 14 departments, which makes him unique.
However in these years he has not missed any promotion
It only shows that he has got terrific all round connection.
This time, a promotion is what he was restlessly looking for
Which was not to happen and that has made him very sour.
Now desperate to straighten his equation with his supreme boss
He plans to ‘kiss’ his feet and ready to bear any personal loss.
Now people working under him can see a flicker of hope at last
And pray, that the long period of darkness shall be over very fast.
Distressed people are praying all day for an early end to the mental torture
He also is trying his level best with bosses to delay his likely departure.
Its better for all including his family that he ‘goes back’ to his origin quickly
Or else, by working with ‘Satan’, others may also turn ‘devils’ ultimately.
.******Conceived and delivered in the public interest by 'Khuchro'*******
during February 2009 on a character whose identity cannot be disclosed.
